On: July 19, 2011
You know this ad. A middle class mom gawks at a hot dude in a dungeon, part of a movie she is watching with the girls on Netflix.
If we flipped genders, I wonder what the response would be? I’m not sure this version of the spot would last long on TV…
We open on a beautiful young woman, chained in a dark and gloomy dungeon. She is wearing a period costume from the 1800s, a tight corset accentuating her ample breasts. This is BISCUIT.
Then GARY enters the scene. He’s dressed in pleated khakis, a golf shirt and gleaming white sneakers, totally out of context with the setting. He approaches BISCUIT.
Ho, ho, you are a little biscuit…I’m Gary, we should skedaddle cuz its boys night.
BISCUIT stands, still chained, her long blond hair flowing. The camera pauses for a moment on her ample breasts.
Oh…wow…you take your shirt off after the duel, right?
GARY puts his finger to Biscuits lips.
Shhhh. No one wants to hear you talk.
GARY’s hands slide down BISCUIT’s face and neck, ever so close to her ample breasts.
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We cut to a middle class living room. GARY is in a Lazyboy chair, a couple of his buddies are on the couch. We see beer bottles and a chip bowl. GARY has a remote control in his hand. They are watching a huge big-screen TV. He is replaying a scene over and over in slow motion – a topless BISCUIT stepping out of the water, her ample breasts swaying.
This could turn me into a history buff….
FADE TO BLACK